I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S.Thompson (18 July 1937 – 20 February 2005)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900)
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right!
Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, known by his stage name Molière
Doppler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
"I sometimes think that I should like / To be the saddle of a bike": Sir John Betjeman - Poet Laureate
LINUX: Largely Incompatible Not UNIX